It's not easy being green

Green beans
Green grass
Green poop
From my...

Just kidding.

Do we have to write in poem form? Because I'm not.

Green is and always has been my favorite color. When I am out shopping, the green stuff always catches my eye first. Money is green. I love green beans and broccoli. Both green. My purse is green. My eyes are green. I live in the part of Oklahoma called "Green Country". Beautiful rolling hills (more like bumps) of green. (And hay- not so much green, though). Tulsa is full of beautiful green trees that provide such nice shade for me. The coasters on my coffee table are green. I am eating my supper from a bowl that is green on the inside. Kermit the Frog is green, and I love Kermit. Christmas trees are green- Christmas is my favorite time of year.

When I see the color green I just feel like I gravitate towards it. It stirs something up inside me. I cant explain what it is. It's sort of the same feeling I get when I am out taking pictures.

I love green so much you'd think i'd want to "go green" along with the rest of the world.....

but I don't. I like throwing away plastic. It's more convenient.

There. I said it.

I dont want to go green.

Triglycerides

No more sugar
No more carbs
No more drinking beer
In bars

Diet and exercise is the way
to get triglycerides outta' 'da way

Triglycerides high,
I want them low
These triglycerides have got to go!

Polka Dots and Sparkles: a Haiku (sort of)

Twirling skirts,
feeling pretty,
pretty pretty princess,
Polka dots and sparkles